Laughable
toddkraine:

:/
felizverde:

piplups:



my god that gif was made for this moment

haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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  • me: shows friends something that i think is funny
  • me: *laughs hysterically*
  • friends:

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks)